The problem of evil Scandiwegians

Inhabitants of Færøerne, or the Faroe Islands – aka the evil Danish people who brutally slaughter seals [is there any way a slaughter cannot be brutal??] – must be delighted to hear that the Swedes are now in trouble too, for selling reindeer meat in Ikea. Children around the world must be terrified that they won’t get their presents, now that Santa’s lost his wheels.

And just last week a friend of mine fed a party of 7 year olds a cake in the shape of a DOLPHIN. It was so life-like, I’m surprised the mothers didn’t launch a campaign to save them.

It’s a cruel world indeed. But, thank god, a tasty one.