Thank God It’s Over. Halloween, that is. Though at least someone thought of something interesting to do with all those pumpkins.

(I culled this image from Kitsch’n’Zinc, my favourite local blog).

Now the next thing to get through is C***mas. They’ve already colonised the main street in town with the bloody lights. Yes, Santa and his drunken herd have arrived (come on, why do you think Rudolph has a red nose?).