Molecular something (surely?)

Word is, that in addition to deep-fried coke, the ‘trendy foods’ at the 2008 California State Fair will include deep-fried cookie dough (yawn) and deep-fried latte (yawn turns to disbelief and, if you’re Ferran Adria, deep green envy).

I vote for deep-fried second-hand smoke. Transfat free, of course. Mark my words, some day they’ll figure out a way to coat the air we breathe in a deep golden batter that goes crunch in the night.