I finally found a CELEBRITY BAROMETER with class. From the Times:

‘Jennifer Aniston
Aniston, possibly the world’s most dumped woman, has finally spoken about her former husband, Brad Pitt, leaving her for Angelina Jolie. “I thought what Angelina did was uncool,” she told Vanity Fair, instantly reigniting sales of the T-shirts that read either “Team Aniston” or “Team Jolie”. CW [Celebrity Watch] would like to propose a Third Way, vis-à-vis the shirts: “Team Acknowledging That The Vagaries Of Human Emotion Are Complex, Life Is Infinitely Discombobulating, And That Declaring Your Loyalty To A Celebrity You Know Only Through The Pages Of Gossip Magazines And The Friends DVD Box Set Is Not Only Nugatory But Also Deranged.”’