But, did you know

that today is National Butterscotch Brownie Day.

(I kid you not).

And while we’re on the topic, don’t miss National Emu Week, slated this year for May 5-13 (OMG, that’s now. What am I supposed to do?)

I will be looking forward to the Teacher Thank You Week, coming up in the first week of June. Of course that coincides with National Hug Holiday Week, so that could be scary.

Sigh. If only it were November, then we’d be one step closer to National Indian Pudding Day.

How do people in the US of A get anything done?